The 9-to-5, 40-Hour Workweek Is Dead . . . 88% of Us Work More Than That
This shouldn't come as a shock to anyone .......
Police Blow Up a Suspicious Object in the Road . . . Turns Out to Be a Voodoo Chicken
So they shut down the road, the bomb squad came in, and they blew it up.
A Couple Is Arrested For Having Sex on the Roof of a Chipotle
That's what happens when you eat a burrito the size of a large baby or small dwarf.