You can lead a horse to beer but you can't make him steal a six-pack. A drunk woman in Alabama is in the slammer after she rode a stolen horse to a store and attempted to swipe some beer.
Police say Christine Saunders got drunk, stole a horse and galloped over to a convenience store where she snatched up a six-pack of Keystone Light and tried to ride away. Cops quickly caught up to her. Apparently it wasn't hard to find a woman on a horse with beer cans slung over the saddle.
The horse was returned to its owner, who actually chose not to press charges. However, Saunders is facing charges of public intoxication, attempted burglary and more.