Miller High Life has made their own cologne.
No that wasn't a mispelling of cola (even though that would be weird too), Miller High Life is releasing a cologne that will let you smell like a dive bar.
Yep, a dive bar!
Miller High Life Dive Bar-Fume will run you $40 a bottle!
The scent, "captures every familiar dive bar scent from the satisfying crack of a freshly opened beer to the comforting savory taste of classic bar snacks.”
Dive-Bar Fume is a creative mixture of cedarwood and patchouli, with tobacco and leather blended for that barstool smell.
Who knew that all these years there was a demand for people who wanna smell like they spent a day at a dive bar, hopefully that scent doesn't do you wrong if you get pulled over by the cops.