A story too insane to be true...but it is!
A North Carolina guy claimed to be Jesus Christ when he broke into a Pizza Hut and called 911 saying it was all because he was 'starving to death.'
"Jesus" is actually Richard Lee Quintero and was wasted when he broke the class of his local PH, ate a pizza and drank a Mountain Dew.
In Christlike fashion, he was cooperative when the cops showed up and arrested him; he was charged with felony breaking and entering plus felony larceny.
Mary Magdalene unfortunately did not show up and post bail so he's still in jail.