Heinz has had an identity crisis, either that or the person who said "what if condiments, but frozen" needs the boot. The company recently launched Ketchup, Mayonnaise, BBQ Sauce and Salad Cream Ice Cream Kits in the U.K and it just sounds nasty! The mayo ice cream is apparently “smooth and creamy” and has been suggested to be topped with apple and blackberry compote and a layer of crumble. I think I actually want to vomit. And they suggest the salad option goes well served with strawberries. Look, all I have to say is, if I want a salad, i'm not going to the freezer. I'm just not, and I don't want my ice cream to taste like salad either, what's the point?! As you can see, this has made me mad haha. What do you think?