Former Major League Baseball MVP Jose Canseco is looking for Bigfoot...and he wants you to join him.
Canseco posted an invitation on Twitter to anybody interested in pursuing Sasquatch (or Aliens) with him, and shared a number to call to get more details.
According to the Huffington Post, here's is a transcription of the recording you get when you call that number:
“Spend the weekend with Jose for $5000 cash. Only 5 lucky individuals will get a golden ticket. Oompa Loompas ain’t got nothing on Bigfoot. Travel in his custom RV to authentic alien sightings and proven Bigfoot habitats. Camp out in the wild. Tell stories and maybe meet a real Bigfoot. You never know what’s gonna happen with Mr. Canseco. (Food included) Only serious inquiries please. I will help you book your flights to Vegas and set itineraries. Thank you. Morgan”