Thanksgiving is on the way, along with pumpkin spices, the annual migration of Canadians and New Yorkers (who will come here for 6 months and complain that it’s better up north), Starbucks Holiday cups (because you can’t say Christmas in the year 2019), over-boozing, shopping (yes, you black Friday freaks), bowl games, and the inevitable weight gain (that you will regret in January). But will it ever get cooler? Jesus, it’s freaking November and I’ve got pit stains! Will we get a deep freeze that will eliminate the iguanas (or at least let us enjoy the soothing sounds of the nasty buggers falling from the trees)? Will we ever get another cold front? All of this brings me to one of my pet peeves: Cold front exaggeration. To my dear local TV weather people, I'll borrow a segment from Bill Maher: New Rules! You can’t call it a cold front if it’s going to be 84 degrees. Unless it hits 60 and the leaves change colors, it’s still hot if the first number is an 8.
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