Next Monday's Total Eclipse is bringing out all kinds of crazy in people; businesses are trying to cash in, special glasses are being sold left and right and some are just looking for a warm body to hold while the moon comes in direct path of the sun for exactly 2 minutes and 40 seconds.
Introducing the creepiest person we've seen on Craigslist in a while. He's actively seeking a woman to impregnate during those 2 minutes and 40 seconds but if you're interested, his standards are high...and creepy.
No word if he'll financially support his potential unborn Eclipse Baby but if you answer his ad an it works out, we'd love to know!