South Carolina Warns Of 'Lizard Man' Before Eclipse!

While most people in the world are concerned with going blind, the South Carolina Emergency Management Division is warning its residents of the Lizard Man! 

No, this isn't a joke. Sadly, it's very real to South Carolina. 

Apparently there have been seven previous sightings of lizardmen in South Carolina recently and the local police are worried that the eclipse might be a perfect time for the thing to strike at innocent eclipse-goers but they were clear: 

"South Carolina Emergency Management Division does not know if Lizardmen become more active during a solar eclipse...But we advise that residents of Lee and Sumter counties should remain vigilant."

They're not joking around, people! There is even a map so residents are...prepared? 

Maybe residents of South Carolina should just say inside during the eclipse...

...or just move away. 

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