A 27-year-old guy with a big bushy red beard named Brian Fogg was driving drunk in Belfast, Maine last weekend when he crashed his car in a ditch.
Of course, when the cops got there, he didn't want to take a breathalyzer - so he PUNCHED HIMSELF in the face THREE times. He was bleeding enough that the cops coudln't give him the test - because they had to help him with his injuries.
His scheme didn't quite pan out though, Brian was still charged with operating under the influence, plus he got hit with extra charges of falsifying evidence and criminal mischief for his little "Fight Club" move.
(Photo: Waldo County Jail)