Ever been thrown out of a Red Lobster for being too drunk? No, me either. But apparently, this did, in fact, recently happen to a Florida woman.
The police report says that a 42-year-old woman was drunk and "causing a scene" last weekend at the restaurant. When she was asked to leave by the manager because she was bothering other customers. she reached into a tank and grabbed a live lobster, then ran off with the crustation.
When the police eventually found the woman the Lobster was no longer with her. As it turns out she has a lengthy rap sheet including arrests for indecent exposure, drug possession, burglary and fraud. I hope the little Lobster is okay! (The Smoking Gun)