Only in Florida would a lady threaten to kill a man for making fun of her when she farted in a Dollar General store.
The 37-year-old was standing in the checkout line when she allegedly made the stink right next to the man who made fun of her.
She wasn't too impressed with his response to her fart and instead of appologising, she decided to pull a knife on him and apparently threatened to "gut" him.
The woman was arrested, and it turns out she has a lengthy rap sheet. Who would have thought? (The Smoking Gun)