Where do you like to keep your footlong? In your pants perhaps?
A Florida thief has shoved a footlong sandwich down his pants and rode away from a Marathon Gas Station and gotten away with it!
Deputies say the man stole his lunch and then bought a popsicle and left without paying for the sandwich. He rode away on a bicycle so I couldn't imagine that squished sandwich tasted any good post sweaty bike ride.
The Polk County Sheriff issued a statement saying, "We hope to identify this suspect so he can be caught and pay for his crime. This should also serve as notice to all as to why you do not take food from a stranger. You don't know where it's been." (WFLA)