Tiffany Haddish loves a small penis. Yes, you saw that right. In a recent interview she said ... and I quote ...
"I prefer small penises because I feel like small ones respect you. They’re kind. They buy you nice gifts. They take you nice places. They’ll come and clean your house; fix your cars for you. Small penises are penises of service. Big penises just do whatever they want to do."
In general, I have to agree with this, the success rate of a small package taking care of a lady is higher than the larger counterpart however, i’m sure there are many big schlongs that are also very respectful and kind. I have encountered only one such phenomenon, a diamond in the rough, but i'm sure there are plenty of big ones who will maybe even buy you a gift or take you somewhere nice. You just have to look ... hard ... enough.