If Brands Used Brutally Honest Slogans, What Would They Be?


If brands used brutally honest slogans, what would they be? It was a question posed to users on Reddit recently.

1. Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature.

2. Taco Bell: You can make 32 different things with these five ingredients.

3. Altoids: They come with a free box you'll put junk in.

4. IKEA: Come for the meatballs. Stay because you can't find your way out.

5. YouTube: Where the world watches ads now.

6. Q-Tips: From a liability standpoint, we have to say don't stick them in your ears. But we're not your mother, so do what you want.

7. Internet Explorer: A great browser for downloading Chrome.

8. Ramen Noodles: You get paid in a few days.

9. Facebook: Making it easier to stalk people since 2004.

10. The Yellow Pages: Here, throw this away. 

This is my contribution ...

Nike: Let's be honest, you're probably not going to do it.

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