Oh, Florida. Florida you wonderful place. Out of all the things you've contributed to this world, the presence of "Florida Man" stories is definitely the crowning achievement. "Florida Man" has become more of a concept, or a state of being, than any one man. And now there's someone else to carry the torch: The guy who attacked a jogger with a SWORD.
Yes, a sword. We can't make this up. The New York Post has the details: Basically, the jogger grabbed a plastic trash wagon, but the swordsman in question took issue with that. He wanted the trash cart for himself. So he started swinging a sword at him. Like we live in Game of Thrones or something.
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