Living in the Cone of Death: Dorian Edition
Here are the phases of Floridian reactions!
South Floridian 2 weeks out: “Did you see that thing Coming off Africa? It’s nothing.”
South Floridian 1 week out: “Well, it may be a One, but the mountains will kill it.”
South Floridian 6 days out: “It’s gonna hit Georgia.”
South Floridians 5 days out: “Honey, I’m going to Publix.”
South Floridians 4 days out: “Well, maybe it will turn North.”
South Floridians 3 days out: “Shoot, there goes the weekend.”
South Floridians 2 days out: “We need more beer!”
South Floridians 1 day out: “God, I hate putting up shutters!”
South Floridians Day Of - Choose One:
“I’m so freaking sick of the Weather Channel.”
“I’m drunk!”
“It went to the Carolinas!”
“God, I’m bored...”
“I should have bought a generator...”
“Monopoly?”