THE WRONG WAY DRIVER!
Every day, we take our lives in our hands on I-95. Sadly, I drive from Boca to 595 and back everyday, and I’ve seen it all: crashes, fires, car chases, helicopters, motorcycle races, hot air balloons, goats, wild horses, and texters. But this this week there was an alert that said, “WRONG WAY DRIVER, WATCH YOUR ASS!” (Okay, I added the watch your ass part, but all I needed to see was the WRONG WAY DRIVER part.) I quickly realized that I’d just passed an exit, and came up on another alert saying the same thing: "WRONG WAY DRIVER, DIDN’T YOU SEE THE LAST ALERT, PAUL?"
What would you do? I immediately got off the highway, but seriously, NOBODY else did. They were like, “There’s a platter of bagels waiting for me at the office, and I ain’t gonna miss 'em”. Or, they didn’t see the alert (but I’m not sure how that’s possible, the sign is bigger than a jumbo tron at a stadium). Fellow commuters, if you Google “wrong way driver” you get 100 articles about people killed by wrong way drivers. Don’t become a statistic! And you wrong way driver types: Can you PLEASE pay attention?
Signed,
Paul Castronovo (PLEASE DON’T KILL ME)