As reported by Fox News, a woman in Louisiana found herself in a situation that required a desperate move. And that desperate move...was pretty gross. This woman bit a camel's testicles. And yes, you read that correctly.
It isn't a surprise that the woman is from Florida. Honestly. This sounds like a 100% Florida Man story. She chased her dog into the enclosure at the Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete, but ended up trapped under the camel. She was quoted as saying: "I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me."
The camel didn't do anything wrong and nobody is mad at it. It's been described as a gentle giant. The woman was brought to a hospital.