My Son coughed at the gym yesterday and some lady ran up to him, covered her face with a towel, pointed at him and said, “you’re sick! Are you sick? Do you have Corona?” Him being my Son said, “ no ma’am, I’m just a little tired, I just got back from China and I’ve got a nagging cough, it’s nothing”. I raised him properly.
This week alone, they’ve canceled Ultra Music festival, think about it, thousands of people with sweat, saliva, urine and vomit (no, those aren’t the opening acts!), being shared with other people from around the globe in one disgusting live Petri dish, yeah. Good call. That being said, it’s spring break and the hotels and beaches are packed. What are you gonna do to stay safe?
My wife went nuts and ordered all sorts of anti Coronavirus supplies, off rand hand sanitizers, rubber gloves, masks, wipes, and freeze dried foods. This week, there’s been a run on toilet paper and bread. I was wondering, why the bread? But I guess if the TP runs out, bread could work. Nice visual.
I’m not gonna fly...unless someone invites me to go to The Bahamas, or Panama or somewhere I can fish and drink rum. Our annual trip to Maine every summer is starting to look more like a long ass drive.
Use your knuckles to press the elevator button, don’t lick your disgusting fingers (Toast) and If someone sneezes on you, you can legally shoot them.