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Sex Dolls, SpongeBob or You?

With professional sports getting ready to restart (fingers crossed), it's time to decide how we want these games presented. What we know is that there will be no fans at most events, but instead of having empty seats, there are options on the table.

1.Teams can use Lifesize cutouts of the actual season ticket holder and place it in their respective seat(s). In this model, I believe the season ticket holder should be able to substitute their pic for that of someone else, like Brad Pitt or JoJo Siwa. (Hopefully you have no idea who that is, if you do, welcome to my hell)

2.Teams can and have used Sex Dolls in place of fans. In this case, you'll want to pipe in crowd noise so you can explain to your kids why all the female fans are making the 'ooooh' sound with their mouths all the time.

3.Lastly, and my current favorite, stuffed animals. Just look at the below photo and tell me you wouldn’t love to see that in the first 10 rows of a Marlins game!


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