Reasons I hope the Chiefs lose and suffer an utterly embarrassing defeat at the hands of Tom Brady.
Arrowhead Stadium: It opened in 1972… and that is 110% obvious. It’s awful, it’s hideous, and it’s wildly outdated (and not in a cool kitschy way). Itsbestfeature is its spacious parking lot.
Team Color Scheme: It’s like they said, “give us McDonald’s color palette… but with a more blinding, and obnoxious yellow.”
Andy Reid’s mask: It’s like he walked into the locker room and asked one of his more “gifted” players if he could borrow their custom printed Chiefs thong… then strapped it around his face. It looks like a freakin’ cod piece. Or maybe it’s a feed bag that he’s stuffed with shredded cheeseburgers?
Patrick Mahomes’ Voice: It’s like a combination of Fergie and Kermit the Frog.
Mahomes’ Fiancé: The footage speaks for itself (see below). The idea of her quietly watching her future husband lose in her fruit-laden stadium booth puts a big smile on my face.